LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/22/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/22/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-29-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 3-14-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-14-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo121-2
@savvytester43-6
@holovision.cash17
@henruc28-9
@logen9f210-11
@ieronimus212-13
@servelle214-15
@cryptoyzzy116
@edgerik117
@akiraymd118
@middle-earthling219-20
@cursephantom121
@efmm222-23
@manuvert224-25
@subidu126
@zionic.leo227-28
@amaari229-30
@anonyvoter131
@iceledy232-33
@crazyphantombr134
@astym235-36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 35 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@astym, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
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They can't see the red flags.

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My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

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The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
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If you arrest a mime...
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Because they can get down.

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That's also a great idea so that you won't forget to burn 2 !LOLZ daily, especially if you do it at about the same time every day. 😎🤓 !DIY

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A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Just remember that the !LOLZ token tipping bot's tipping counts for each LOLZ holder resets at 04:00 UTC, while the LOLZ token burner raffle bot publishes a new post at 09:00 UTC, so it's best to drop your 2 LOLZ on the latest burner post before 04:00. 🤗🤓😏 !DIY

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Desserted!

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Too much calculation. I drop when I'm on Hive !LOL !wine

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Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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He tells her about his job.

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!LOLZ

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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!lolz

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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