LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/4/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/4/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-11-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 11-26-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-26-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 27 which belongs to our lucky winner:

svanbo
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@svanbo, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @svanbo
!MEME
!LOLZ

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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!LOLZ

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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Congratulations to @svanbo for winning 27 !LOLZ on this day's LOLZ burner raffle! 😎 !DIY

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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!lolz

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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!LOLZ

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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!LOLZ

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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!lolz

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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!LOLZ !DIY !DOOK

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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@lolz.burner! @pepetoken Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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!LOLZ

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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!LOLZ

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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!LOLZ

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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!LOL

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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!lolz

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

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!lolz

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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!WINE

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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!LOLZ

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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!lolz

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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!LOL

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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!LOLZ

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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Yeah I'm the lucky winner today!!! !LOLZ !STRIDE
Thank you guys!

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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!LOLZ

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

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Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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PIZZA!

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!LOLZ

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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!LOLZ 😁

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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