LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/3/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/3/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-10-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 11-25-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-25-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 4 which belongs to our lucky winner:

yeckingo1
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@yeckingo1, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
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They're just so immersive.

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What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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Just follow the fresh prints.

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!LOLZ

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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Great job guys!
!LOL

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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!LOLZ

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

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I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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!LOL

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

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What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
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I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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A satisfactory....

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