LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/1/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/1/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-8-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 11-23-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-23-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 22 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@iceledy, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @iceledy
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!LOLZ

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)
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!LOL

Your second !LOL command under the latest LOLZ burner post didn't work (again). 🤯😅 !DIY

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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(3/10)

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You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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!lolz

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Need to wait for more than 18 hours again to drop another 2 LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot's latest post. 🤯😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo(1/10) tipped @lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

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!LOL

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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(5/10)

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!LOLZ

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

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(1/10)
@lolz.burner! @pepetoken Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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!lolz

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ
!PIMP
!BBH

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ
!WINE

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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(3/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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(1/1)
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!lolz

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

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!LUV
!DIY
!LOLZ

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Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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!LUV
!HBIT

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I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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!LOLZ

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

I will drop just 1 !LOLZ for the latest LOLZ burner bot's post in anticipation for the next burner post about an hour later, so that I can enter 2 LOLZ again per burner post as soon as midnight UTC +4 arrives. 🤔😏 !DIY

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

Credit: boboman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ !PIZZA

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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!LOLZ !HOPE

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

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!LOLZ !HUG

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

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(2/10)
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(2/5)
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Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

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!LOLZ

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

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(1/1)
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!LOLZ 😁

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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