LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/6/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House11 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/6/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@chaosmagic2321-2
@ieronimus13
@servelle24-5
@astym26-7
@nomaddreamer28-9
@yeckingo1110
@sylmarill111
@irvet212-13
@savvytester114
@henruc215-16
@middle-earthling217-18
@astramar219-20
@iceledy221-22
@amaari223-24
@svanbo225-26
@manuvert127
@holovision.cash128

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 7 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym
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@astym, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ
Thank you!
!INDEED
!HUG

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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!LOLZ

Congratulations!
!MEME
!ALIVE

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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Congratulations to @astym !INDEED for winning 28 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎😏

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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Thank you!
!INDEED
!MEME

I noticed that you too hasn't tried to burn 2 !LOLZ for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤯 Like what I told @astramar, @savvytester !HOPEs that you still burn 2 LOLZ anyway for the latest burner post. 😅

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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!lol

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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!lol

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

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!LOLZ

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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Congrats @astym
!MEME
!LOLZ

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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Thank you!
!INDEED
!LOLZ

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!LOL

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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!lolz

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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!LOLZ

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

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!LOLZ
!PIMP

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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!LOLZ
!WINE

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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!LOLZ

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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!LOLZ

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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!HOPE that @astramar, @iceledy, and especially @jmis101 burn their 2 !LOLZ today! 🤗😅

What code did the Vikings use for telegraphs?
Norse Code.

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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!LOLZ

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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!LOLZ

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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!LOLZ
!PIMP

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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!LOLZ !HUG

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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!LOLZ

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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!LOLZ 🤣

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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!lolz

I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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!LOL

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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!lolz

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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!lolz

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
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The LOLZ burner bot hasn't been able to publish another burner raffle post, where its downtime is evident by the !LOLZ token tipping bot having stopped working since 14 hours ago. 🤔🤯🤯😅 !WEIRD

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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Here's my second !LOLZ burning attempt anyway on the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤔😅 !HOPE

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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!LOLZ 🤣

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

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