LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/13/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House9 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/13/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@ivyann21-2
@chaosmagic2313
@fun.farms14
@andy-vibes25-6
@astym27-8
@sylmarill19
@yeckingo1110
@ieronimus211-12
@savvytester213-14
@manuvert215-16
@nomaddreamer117
@irvet218-19
@middle-earthling220-21
@henruc222-23
@ladyaryastark124
@astramar225-26
@servelle227-28
@svanbo229-30
@amaari231-32

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

ivyann
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@ivyann, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)

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!LOLZ

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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(2/10)
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!lol

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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!lol

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

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(1/10)

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!LOL

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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Congrats @ivyann
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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(1/10)

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!LOLZ

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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!LOL

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What code did the Vikings use for telegraphs?
Norse Code.

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(1/10)
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Wow! This is massive! I never saw it coming.

Thank you so much, I deeply appreciate it! 🙏

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

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Congratulations for winning 32 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 This is the first time I saw you win the LOLZ burner raffle! 😎😏 !INDEED !HOPE !WEIRD !PIZZA

Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.

Yes, it is , and I'm super excited about it.

Thanks again

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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Thank you, I appreciate it.

!LOLZ

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!HUG

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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@ivyann, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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Thank you 😊

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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!lolz

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

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(1/10)

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!LOLZ

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)
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!LOLZ

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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(2/4)

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!HOPE to see you reach Level 17 on the PEPE frog battle game soon! 🐸🤗😏 !LOLZ

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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@ieronimus, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @ivyann

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ
!PIMP

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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!LOLZ
!WINE

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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!LOLZ

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.

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!LOLZ

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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Congratulations to @ivyann for winning the !LOLZ burner raffle the first time (as verifiable on #HiveEngine Explorer)! 🥳😎🤗😏 !HOPE

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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!lolz

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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!LOLZ

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

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!LOLZ

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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!LOL

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.

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!LOLZ

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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!LOLZ

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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!LOLZ !HUG

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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!LOLZ

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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!LOLZ

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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!LOLZ 🤣

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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