LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/11/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House10 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/11/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@savvytester21-2
@fun.farms23-4
@sylmarill15
@yeckingo116
@iceledy27-8
@ieronimus29-10
@servelle211-12
@henruc213-14
@manuvert215-16
@irvet217-18
@astramar219-20
@astym221-22
@svanbo223-24
@nomaddreamer225-26
@holovision.cash127
@amaari128

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester
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@savvytester, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)

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!LOLZ

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thanks for the second consecutive !LOLZ win from the LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🤗🥳😎😏 !HOPE

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congratulations!
!MEME
!LOLZ
!HBIT

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.872369454477249, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

Congratulations!🌹
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HBIT

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.18077000810341826, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/10)
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!lol

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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!lol

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

Credit: vcclothing
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)

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!LOLZ

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

Credit: deanlogic
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!LOLZ

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

Credit: captaincryptic
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ivyann

(1/8)

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!lolz

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ivyann

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

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!LOLZ

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)
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!LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)

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!LOLZ

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
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!LOLZ for @savvytester !INDEED

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
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!LOLZ !HUG

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

(2/6)
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!LOLZ

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!WINE

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

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!LOLZ 🤣

!lolz

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM