5 Minute Freewrite - What An Embarrassment

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Joseph was having lunch with his buddies and after the group finished their lunch, they tidy return the tray which contained their plates and headed back to the office. Being the cheeky one amongst the group, he decided to fool around and decided to jump across the drain that they need to cross over to reach their office.

However, something happened and Joseph heard a tear on his jeans. When he bend down and looked, he saw a big hole at the crotch area. So much for being cheeky, now he has a hole that will make him a laughing stock. He thought to himself, "What an embarrassment!"

But to his surprise, his colleagues did not laugh and at him but offered to help him cover the gap by walking in front and back of him, then subsequently, one guy offered his additional pants that he had in his locker for Joseph to change into. He is really glad that he has such nice colleagues.

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Oh well... It happens but its feels good to have great colleagues.
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