“Hot, lonely singles in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD want to talk to 🫵YOU🫵! Call now!!!”
Right now? Eric pondered. Did every call to action have to sound so...urgent? Wouldn't these girls be just as lonely in an hour? Or tomorrow? Or maybe even next week? The ad was always there so in theory, these ladies must be perpetually lonely, doomed to a life of singlehood, craving companionship they would never receive.
And that was odd considering how attractive they all were. They could be out dating celebrities! But as the unworthy recipient of their attention, Eric felt obligated to call, credit card in hand and rescue the lonely. It was the least he could do (as a good neighbor).
I'm sure that went well.
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