🤣🤣🤣🤣. I am meant to be speechless but have got some words to say.

I said this with the sincerity of a man assuring his wife-to-be that he has never peed in the kitchen sink when drunk.

With this, I have some thoughts in me that you could have tried it and what the Good Lady reaction might have been, lol.

Also, about the man with a small penis in Las Vegas, I can't help but chuckle deeply at the picture in my mind, especially when he made the mistake below.

His main mistake, of course, was choosing the missionary position.