she had never gotten it fixed and looking at things on her screen was like looking through a broken shed window at an old and sad shoe.

Among all the crazy and funny things you write, this line stands out. Maybe it's because today a hint of melancholy surrounds me. But I have laughed a lot and give the boy a chance, not on a rainy day. Poor little soaked bird.

(Always grateful for making me have such good times here!)