The legend tells it's secrets #100

vote-com in #hivelist • 7 months ago

The legend tells it's secrets

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"BEER" , "BBH" , and many other things will be arriving soon over time .

The first 20 people to comment will win "SECRET" , "LOLZ" , and "PIZZA" .
The first 5 will win "IDD" .
The next 10 will win "DOOK" .

The "BEER" will arrive when we have 240 "BEER" .

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Legend has it that on this memorable day , the daring adventurers came face-to-face with the Dwarf King . And, somewhat ironically , this king turned out to be the tallest man in the entire kingdom . . . despite his rather modest stature ! As soon as he opened his mouth , he started grumbling that humans had no business being on their land . But our resourceful adventurers knew just how to win him over—they offered him some juicy "SECRETS" from the surface .

They whispered strategic information in his ear about the latest buyers of weapons , carefully highlighting the ever-changing geopolitical situation above . Nothing piques a dwarf’s interest quite like that ! And , as with any good negotiation , a feast was in order , so they shared some pizza and beer with the king and his court .

Slowly but surely , the tension melted away . The dwarves, known for their playful humor , began cracking a few jokes of their own , especially about how humans can never finish a pint without wobbling . In the end , laughter echoed through the throne room , and it seems the adventurers left with more than they came for . . . and maybe a bit more beer too !

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Good day to all the adventurers following the legendary legend !

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