I want to make them swallow the thing.

This made me smile big!

Good lord! You must hate that woman in your office. How inconsiderate. Gosh! You will have to find a way to address her somehow. Whether directly or indirectly. Otherwise, it's going to happen one of the days when your tolerance is low and you might do the wrong thing 🤔😇

Yeah, I get that as well, people use headsets and they might as well not have on a damn thing, cos you can hear everything the same.
I think that people are rude and selfish:))