That cake! Reminds me of my husband's diet, years ago before he was my husband. Breakfast for him was chocolate chip cookies and a coke. He might follow that up with a bin of popcorn for lunch. Amazingly, he's been lean all the years I've known him, and he doesn't have diabetes:)
He can't eat like that anymore. Just doesn't feel well if he does. However, he still eats the cookies and the cokes, but starts the day with a little more balance.