So I checked your account and there are a few things that makes you not qualify, the biggest is your consistency. Your account is as old as mine, you seem to post for a couple of months, then disappear, then come back and so on and so forth. Your account is 8 years old and you made 66 posts. Not really the consistent type, are you :)

So here's the deal. Show me 3 months of consistency and if you check the other boxes, you can get on my list.

Have a nice weekend.