Revenge can be sweet, especially if you read those romance novels in which the female lead seeks revenge after being abandoned by her heart robber, or movies if you are a movie freak. I enjoy every bit of the revenge if I read through it, especially if the female lead suffered a lot at the hands of the male lead.
I have never thought of this, though, but after reading through other people's posts, I got to think of my revenge scheme. I don't actually have any ex to pull off these plans on, and I don't have the mind to do so, but if I happen to do so, here are my plans.
You know, before the wedding day, there will surely be a bridal shower. Here are my plans. I have plans that might hurt, but I won't be hurting anyone just to cause commotion. I will find out where the bride will lodge for her bridal shower, then lodge in the same hotel opposite her room with my attire and tools. My tools will be two medium-sized pieces of paint. My attire will be an overall cloth like those that painters wear when painting a building or those that gas plants wear, a facecap, glasses, and rubber gloves.
I will patiently wait until the end of the bridal shower to the next morning, when the bride might have fully dressed in her white wedding gown and fully waxed up. Then here comes my plan. The bride will be taking pictures in the hallway of the hotel. I will come out of my hotel room with my glasses, facecap, and, overall, two buckets of paint on my hand. I will walk in her direction, like two inches from where she is taking a shot. I will act like I trip, and then you know what happens. Her white wedding gown will be ruined with my red paint flashing all over. Then here comes the commotion. I will act like I have broken my legs, with eyes looking down on me with venom and pity at the same time. Then attention will be drawn to the bride when I escape from the place to the reception. The couple's will source for replacement, and if they manage to pull through and manage the situation to the wedding reception,
I will wait for them at the wedding reception with my next plan. I will use the DJ to my own advantage; I will top up this pay to play all these sorrowful songs for the wedding entrance. Confusion and commotion everywhere. You know all these burial songs that's what he will play for the wedding entrance. What is a wedding reception without music playing and highlighting the spirit of the occasion? Happy and fulfilled that my revenge was a success.