The Java Porter does look good.
Food delivery is a convenience, but it objectively makes everything worse. Almost all of the pub food you photographed would have been noticeably less tasty if you had taken it home and eaten it. Even 10 minutes would have made a remarkable difference.

I love hushpuppies for instance, when I can eat them piping hot. Once they have cooled off I'm indifferent to them. Had you gotten that same food order delivered to your house for $80 + fee and tip you likely would have been disappointed.