💩💩💵💵😂😂The Perfect Gift For a Shitpost 😂😂💩💩💵💵

trumpman in LeoFinance • last year

I bet that by now you have heard of the new app for buying cheap chinese shit from the comfort of your phone.

Of course I talk about..Temu. It literally has anything you can think of, and my wife is fucking addicted to it. And like the good wife she is she got me something funny, since she knows I am into monetary oddities and stuff.

And it's also perfect for a hive shitpost.

So without further ado...

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In case you wonder, it costs about 2$ to wipe your ass with the beautiful face of Benjamin Franklin. For comparison, a similar item on amazon.com goes for 10$, that's 5 times the price!

Fyi, I haven't actually tried it yet, so I can't comment on the quality of the paper. Maybe I'll write a review when I do 💩😂

Definitely a fun piece to own..And who knows, with the way the US debt goes up each passing day... The time we will be wiping our asses with real benjamins may not be that far off 😂😂

After doing some temu searches, it looks like the app also has some fake gold/silver jewelry stuff. I say fake cause they are just too cheap be real. But I did end up ordering some "Bitcoin" coins. According to their description, they are silver/gold plated but I doubt that even that is true. But they were super cheap and look fun to have! I will make a post about them when I get them, along with another hillarious thing I picked.

Anyways, friends hope you enjoyed this fun little piece. Can't wait to show you what I am getting next 😂

P.S. This is not a paid promotion. Or maybe it is. You will never know!

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willendorfia last year

Back during the pandemic shortages, TP got frightfully close to costing Benjamins. 😂

I am trying to swear off of Temu this year. It's great for cheap clothes that come in the rainbowy colors I love, but I work from home FFS. I don't need that many clothes! I still check though, almost every time I think about buying something on Amazon et al. Can I get it cheaper from Temu? What do the reviews say? Sometimes you can score an impressive deal. Other times you just get crap.

!PIZZA

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trumpman last year

Well there's one in Amazon too but temu is much cheaper!!!

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smith1321 last year

This is so humorous. I hope no one accidentally tries to spend it 😃

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trumpman last year

I will!

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smith1321 last year

😂🤣😂

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cmmemes last year

to be honest the paper looks thin, I think you might have a "breakthrough" while using it :)

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trumpman last year

We will see 😂

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goldrooster last year

In Ukraine they had "Putin toiletpaper" already in 2010....

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trumpman last year

Bahahahahaha

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vp-freelance last year

That alone characterises us as a nation in a bad way.
Russians do not allow themselves such disrespect for the enemy!

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gillianpearce last year

I have a constantly filled basket on Temu but, so far, I have resisted the temptation to actually buy anything. Most of my stuff is art and craft supplies with the occasional piece of clothing thrown in. Mind you the photos I've seen from customers of the real clothing has put me right off. 😂

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trumpman last year

Hahahahaha! Well you get what you pay for lel

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gillianpearce last year

Yeah. After reading your post I went and filled up my basket again. Still didn't buy. Although I was just thinking about going back again because I need some black archival ink.

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memess last year

I want that !

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trumpman last year

Go to temu then :p has some more fun things too 😂

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memess last year

Whit all the current rumour abt temu not sure a good laugh is worth getting my banking info sold on the web

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trumpman last year

We use a prepaid, just in case

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memess last year

Aaah that's smart, still don't want to have amything to do with temu just in case

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kerrislravenhill last year

I got one of these some years ago but used it up in a wicked allergy season. It was cheap and poor quality to boot so I need far more sheets to do the job. It deserved a quick death anyway.
!LOL 🚽

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trumpman last year

Lmao, I'd never use this Chinese paper in my bum. You are brave!

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dreemsteem last year

hahahaha i'm just about to jump off Hive for the morning -and i see this post... GREAT way to start my day! hahahahaha thanks for the laugh! LOL

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trumpman last year

😂😂😂 Glad you liked the post friend 😂😂

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nanixxx last year

Hahaha... good one! I'd like to have a Bitcoin coin... I'll go to Temu. 😁

Also a Hive one, but there is no one yet that does this rarity, or I haven't found it. 😏

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trumpman last year

There are a few silver rounds for hive. Ask @silversaver888 maybe she still has some for sale!

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ibbtammy last year

Fyi, I haven't actually tried it yet, so I can't comment on the quality of the paper. Maybe I'll write a review when I do 💩😂

Please do, I will be more than willing to read it😂😂

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trumpman last year

Nah, not putting fake chinese toilet paper in my my bum lol

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pocketechange last year

The 100 Dollar "Bills" will still be worth One (Silver and Gold "Coin" backed) Dollar, with "no loss" in Spending Power...

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pocketechange last year

One Hundred Dollar "Bills" will actually experience an "increase" in Spending Power, do to the 100 to 1 Exchange Rate...

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trumpman last year

But will they become softer for sensitive skin? 😊😳😂

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pocketechange last year

Nope... They'll need to be removed and replaced...

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bitcoinman last year

Very meta, you bought some Chinese shit to wipe your shit 🤣 !BBH !PIMP

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trumpman last year

Lel

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thepimpdistrict last year

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jfang003 last year

Lol. That is funny to see. Is the image only on the outside or on all sheets of the toilet paper?

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trumpman last year

On all sheets!

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mrchef111 last year

LOL this is hilarious!!

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trumpman last year

Yes 😂😂

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thebighigg last year

Soon the $100 may actually be worth that at the rate they are printing them!
!BBH

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pocketechange last year

They will be "removed and replaced" with "no loss" in Spending Power...

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trumpman last year

That would be fun although a bit painful for the bum

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wrestlingdesires last year

🤣 seems like an expensive way to do that! Still, a funny novelty item / bathroom decoration.

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trumpman last year

Yeah, it's a hilarious piece to own! Definitely not using it, probably unsafe lol !

Thanks for passing by!

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ironshield last year

It might be cheaper just using real hundies someday.

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pocketechange last year

i doubt that...

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trumpman last year

😂😂😂 that would be fun

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silverd510 last year

So you’re going to give Ben Franklin a dirty sanchez….🤣💩🤣
Who knows soon you might be collecting US dollars as a novelty just like the Zimbabwe money I sent you.

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trumpman last year

Cheers to that 🥂

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queenkong last year

Haha! Your write got me laughing all through, the paper doesn't look bad, I just hope it is soft

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trumpman last year

No idea, and probably never using it lol

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precab last year

I love that design of the tissue

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ibarra95 last year

🤣🤣🤣

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claudio83 last year

@tipu curate

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tipu last year

Upvoted 👌 (Mana: 17/57) Liquid rewards.

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emmyrosum last year

Oops that's funny

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pizzabot last year (edited)

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biyimi last year

Truly the perfect gift

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rafzat last year (edited)

Haha
Try to spend this in a Mart and let’s see what happens😂

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