i woke up this morning just before dinner. Everything was different. she was thinner with longer hair. i needed some milk but school was closed. the zookeeper there assured me it was definitely not a deficiency so better to come back when the girls are dancing. suddenly i felt like a swim so i put on my hiking boots and started running up the mountain. about halfway up i met a pretty girl.
i told her "you look nice"
she smiled and said "that's my name."
"what's your name??"
"Nice"
i pointed to her and declared wryly "oh, that's Nice"
she started to laugh but instead suddenly burst out "what's that smell?"
"that's just my socks. i haven't changed them in quite a while"
she pointed to me and uttered affirmatively "oh, that's Gross"
as i continued running i wondered how she knew my name. the lake at the top of the mountain didn't have milk but they were running a special
one-day-only sale. buy one sock and get the second one free. i thought to myself that's too good to be true but i didn't have any money. she kissed me again. this time much softer. i whispered slowly into her ear
"Nice"