So I relented somewhat and opted for compromise.
That wasn't 'relented somewhat' - that was complete capitulation lol...at least you'll keep your boobage intact!
They must mash those nuts up, stuff 'em in a cheesecloth bag and then milk the bag. I just call it nut squeezins. It's was a sad day for udders everywhere when the nut squeezins took over the nomenclature of perfectly perfect milk. Next comes 'impossible meat' (gag) lol - that will deserve alot more looks
Well yeah, but if I call it a total capitulation (which it was) then it would breathe life into the capitulation and make it somehow more...umm...capitulationistic. So, I've capitulated, maintained boob access and all for the price of the shame of capitulation and drinking coffee with nut juice in it for a week. I'm going to chalk it up to a total win, like the Eagles over the Chiefs.
Fucken bag milking? What the everlovin' fuck! Some people have no shame! Squeezed nuts...hmm, not so good if one is a male of the human species, but I suppose almonds have a higher pain threshold. I do feel sorry for udders, I mean, udder than being a little weird-looking what have udders ever done to deserve such treatment?! (See what I did there? Udders.) Get it? Don't worry, if you didn't get it I have an udder one. 😁
lol I do love a good udder joke!
Squeezed nuts...hmm, not so good if one is a male of the human species
And that's what comes to mind when I hear the term 'nut milk'
Yeah, nut milk does have a certain tone to it and can bring images to mind that well...make one want to start an Onlyfans page. 😉
Not really.
I was just being udderly ridiculous.
Nothing screams Look At My Butthole louder than an onlyfans page! The udder day I heard they make damn good money.
Lol, yeah I was udderly gobsmacked about how much some of those assholes who are willing to plaster the internet with their buttholes for eternity make. Seems money is more important than their...well, anything else.
I know, right? I won't even have a colonoscopy lol....don't want any cameras near my prune chute, geez
It's weird how it all became a thing, all those content creators and all. Humans are strange.