Hey, snap!...are you gonna roast the beans too? From green beans? They say that's the best way to store coffee long term. I've never done, but I do have a stainless steel camp pot lol. Coffee is good no matter where or when...not up for any barista trivia, but the naked boob grinding thing would lead me to believe you were talking about your lady love.
I think if I was to roast my own beans I'd fully qualify as a coffee snob so...why the fuck not huh? 😁 (Not sure on that to be honest, no time currently.)
As for naked boob coffee grinding...I'm willing to consider all options and may even do a series of interviews for the role. (Multiple positions available.)
I'm sure you'll get many applicants, but not too sure how many will want to collect the unicorn poops lol
I'll use Oompa Loompas for unicorn poop collection, those little orange bastards love that type of work.