Dividendes ALIVE

Dear ALIVE token delegators:

We're once again sharing 100 ALIVE tokens with you.

We're still on track to reach our goal of 40,000 ALIVE POWER.
We've added 136 to the stack, bringing the total to 36,601.1624.

@bambukah 1.49%
@synergized 10.05%
@clavdio75 2.56%
@florenceboens 1.94%
@isiksenpalvoja 0.75%
@beeminer 0.87%
@albator85 1.26%
@elikast 0.18%
@c3r34lk1ll3r 0.15%
@faustine.books 0.45%
@servelle 4.90%
@satoshinakam0to 0.05%
@pof.alive 10.24%
@manuvert 7.46%
@heartbeatonhive 0.15%
@edgerik 50.72%
@pedrobrito2004 1.49%
@hoosieboy 0.48%
@rqr4 0.50%
@new.things 2.54%
@iamraincrystal 1.49%
@duke77 0.03%
@yecier 0.27%

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!BEER

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

Credit: theabsolute
@pixresteemer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of gestion.alive

(7/10)
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Hey @gestion.alive, here is a little bit of BEER from @pixresteemer for you. Enjoy it!

Did you know that <a href='https://dcity.io/cityyou can use BEER at dCity game to buy cards to rule the world.

merci
!BEER

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

Credit: boboman
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Hey @gestion.alive, here is a little bit of BEER from @florenceboens for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.


Hey @gestion.alive, here is a little bit of BEER from @florenceboens for you. Enjoy it!

Do you want to win SOME BEER together with your friends and draw the BEERKING.

merci
!PIZZA
!LOL
!HUG

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

Credit: reddit
@isiksenpalvoja, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of gestion.alive

(2/10)
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Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

Credit: reddit
@gestion.alive, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of isiksenpalvoja

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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merci
!PIZZA
!LOL
!HUG

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

Credit: mimismartypants
@faustine.books, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of gestion.alive

(3/10)
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What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

Credit: reddit
@gestion.alive, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of faustine.books

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!ALIVE
!BBH
!INDEED 👍

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

Credit: reddit
@hivecurious, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of gestion.alive

(4/10)
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Merci pour les !ALIVE
Bonne fin de journee!
!lolz
!PIZZA

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

Credit: gillianpearce
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of gestion.alive

(5/10)
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The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

Credit: reddit
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(2/10)
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Thanks.

!ALIVE
!LUV

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

Credit: marshmellowman
@edgerik, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of gestion.alive

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM