Laugh out loud Sunday, Comedy hour😂😂

in Hive Learners8 months ago

Hello everyone here or there or wherever you are, I don't actually care,
Many people here know me as a Musician, blogger,Tech guy, they don't actually know the Funny part of Me, so for today's creative Sunday, I would be on the stage as your stand up comedian.
Am just here to make you laugh,and I understand if you don't actually laugh to my jokes, your problems are bigger, I get it, but I still don't care.

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life adviser


You see life is tough, things are difficult, we all need someone to lean on, so if you are passing through any difficult or rough stage in life and you truly need someone to talk to, come close let me talk to you, look at me, eye balls to eye balls, from the bottom of my heart I am telling you, Go through your problems alone. Am not ready to add any problems to my own, you can come back tomorrow, and when you come tomorrow I would still tell you to come another tomorrow, am quite sure before tomorrow ends, all your problems would have finished by then.


The flying saga


When I was a kid, I always believed I can fly, like superman or some kinda super hero, my fantasy came to reality some days ago.
I actually flied or flew or flewn, damn confusing English(just pick any correct grammar already).
I fleyed but the distance was a very short distance, from the Mango tree to the ground, During my flight time, which was about 5 seconds flight, I truly understand that gravity had issues with me, it was actually a rough flight, there were a lot turbulence but I landed rather unpleasantly to the ground, I only broke my left leg. All I wanted was to pluck some ripe mango and I slipped. But anyway my flying fantasy was fulfilled.


Maths & Love


Guys I need your help, what can I do in this situation ?;
My Crush brought her mathematics Assignment for me to solve yesterday, when I saw her, my heart missed two beats, it actually missed four extra Beats when I noticed it was a mathematics assignment she brought. How can my village people be so much after me to the extent of making my crush brings mathematics of all subjects 😫, what happened to geography or Fine arts or any other simple subjects or topics. I thought of what can do to save me from the unpleasant situation of solving a math questions, I must not mess up this Great opportunity with my Crush,
I started cracking my brains then I remembered Google, my great search engine friend that can answer all questions in seconds,very quickly I used Google to search for the questions and answers, in few seconds I got some random answers, I was 100% sure of the answer Google gave me, so I just fill them up in her books hehe,and gave her to go and submit the work in Her school, I must never disappoint my crush.
She came back from school today with a Zero as her scores 🤦,
should I still hope on winning her love, or I should just zero my heart for Love.

Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed that,

See you another time,

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Just zero your mind because she will be wondering why an old wants to date her or probably google was wrong as well.

It's sad I didn't see you fly, can we do that again? Let me record you for the world to see the flying man

Hehe, I don't want to have another unpleasant flight 😂😂😂😂😂

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