Happy Coffee Day, my friend.
You said it yourself, coffee is part of our national identity.
You cracked me up with this line:
“...I know very few people in my country who don't drink coffee; for most people, it's like being a weirdo.”
Hahahahahaha
That's exactly how it is.

Feliz día del café, amiga.
Tú lo has dicho, el café es parte de nuestra identidad nacional.
Me mataste de risa con esta frase:
"...conozco a pocas personas de mi país que no tomen café, para la mayoría es como un bicho raro".
Jajajajajajaja
Tal cual, así mismo es.