His wife was very cross with him and looked like he could get told off when she caught up with him. I made a mental note to myself to not get on a boat without my wife.

Hahahaahah... Too funny! 🤣 😂

Anyway, our small team didn't collect as much trash as yours, but when @ninaeatshere publishes the post with its exact weight, we can't judge who is the real winner... 😝