I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol. That was a very fuelish thing to do. Credit: reddit @isiksenpalvoja, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of itharagaian
I have kleptomania. When it gets bad I have to take something for it. Credit: reddit @entraide.rewards, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of isiksenpalvoja