I'm still going to get a few slaps from my wife because of your posts.

I'm on the computer and my wife comes up behind me: beautiful thing, a married man seeing a naked woman! It's easy to explain, the tricky part is her leaving me some space to explain myself...

I listened to about 5 minutes of lecture before I had a chance to explain myself and sort things out.

!BEER

Note: my comment has nothing to do with the contest, it's just a rant.