How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music? By the number of gigs it has. Credit: reddit @itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of token-thx
How do you turn a duck in to a singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers. Credit: basilmarples @vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of itharagaian