How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb? A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four! Credit: reddit @vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter
My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted. But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual. Credit: reddit @anonyvoter, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net