This was actually fun to read but then i think mine happened some time ago, when I was frying egg😅😅. I won't even lie I don't know how to cook and that day I heard the word of my life. I think i was stucked in TikTok but then i sha remember I was called all sorts of names like "useless" severally by my mama. But then just like you I have also learnt to stay in the kitchen because that can probably lead to fire outbreak. Lessons learnt and we just keep on moving forward.