All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth! Been a while since I heard that song ring true! Looks like that sexy little tooth fairy might catch Santa's fat ass under the mistletoe this year! We'll see.

Girls are loving this thing. It's a little 110cc 4 wheeler. I've taken them all on rides already - good thing I got a sexy little ass 😜! Though, my tailbone feeling that back rack right about now.

And what would Christmas be without cookies??? @lunamoon @khaldeesi and @freyamber had a blast rolling the dough and cutting them out and of course, frosting them! They've gotten real good at decorating 🥰.

Gotta give a shout out to @dfinney for being her beautiful self and staying consistent with her extended family. Which is me. I've got a few of these now and it is almost Christmas Day and guess what? No secret silver Santa 😭. So, thank you Lemon Drop, much love.

This is for @thisismylife. She been on me about my secret stylists and wondering when I'd drop the next fashionista fabulous 10 drip. Here ya go sweets! Snowflakes even 🤯.

Ok, Merry Christmas everyone out there. You know I love you. Well, not you, I just kinda like you, but you? Ya, Fukn love the shit outta you. Either way, go spread some of that holiday cheer and REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even with sore buttcheeks!