I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar Credit: playbyhive @servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sinelux
I was once accused of having a foot fetish. But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system. Credit: reddit @sinelux, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle