RE: Tales of the Urban Explorer: The Gas Station

Too bad there weren't still some Twinkies floating around. Those things stay good forever I hear!

Most people in the UK won't know what a Twinkie is, they never made it to our shores. It's just as well..

What! Now that's a crime right there.

Alas, that's a thoroughly-debunked myth. However, "Slow-decay snack cakes" were a parody commercial from this ancient and entirely accurate documentary with no dry comedic undertones or overtones or anything-tones.