him setting off the alarms and me miraculously avoiding tripping any

I found this hilarious XD

The colours in the cover photo are beautiful even if it doesn't show all of the thing you wanted it to show.

Industrial areas are good for non-crumbling metal stairs (unless they're so old the stairs have rusted all the way through in which case they're arguably worse only because I like rust shards a bit less than splinters).

I had to wonder if the writer of the annotation on the possibly-dot-matrix printout is the same age as my dad, the letter formation looks very similar.