(Humor) School doubt. + Duda escolar. [Eng+Spa]

pedrobrito2004 in LOLZ's Fun House • 9 days ago

A child arrives very worried to the classroom and asks his teacher:

— Teacher, you would punish me for something I have not done.
— Of course not.
— Well, I have not done my homework…

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Un niño llega muy preocupado al salón de clase y le pregunta a su profesor:

— Profe, me castigaría por algo que no he hecho.
— Claro que no.
— Pues vale, no he hecho los deberes…

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9 days ago in LOLZ's Fun House by pedrobrito2004

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soltecno 9 days ago

La verdad por delante, y la astucia mucho más.

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pedrobrito2004 8 days ago (edited)

Ese niño le puso una trampa lógica a su profesor, y ahora el profesor esté en la disyuntiva de contradecir lo que acaba de decir, o cumplir con castigarlo por no haber hecho la tarea asignada.

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cleydimar2000 9 days ago

ajajajaja si estuvo bueno, saludos

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pedrobrito2004 9 days ago

Cierto que el chico hizo una pregunta muy buena, y dejó al profesor en una situación rara. Si el profesor mantiene su palabra no puede regañar por no hacer la tarea de clase.

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