WE ARE BACK: LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/10/2024

in #leofinance14 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/10/2024

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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

Ok folks, I had planned to let the LOLZ Burner die after we had a prolonged outage ... but I see you guys just won't let it die!

So we are re-starting the Daily LOLZ Earn and Burn Contest. Since we are restarting, we won't have any winners announced with these posts for 8 days, at which point we will announce the winner for today's post.

Now, regarding out last announced contest. You guys are amazing. That post has over 3000 comments on it! We love it... and we want to reward our friends for their efforts. We have decided we will award 10 winners, each one tenth of the LOLZ burned on that post.

Thanks again for the continued support. I know we have been on auto-pilot here at The LOLZ Project for awhile, but we plan to get back to promoting the LOLZ and FUN tokens and having #fun!

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-17-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(6/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ nice to have you back!

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
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!lol

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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!LOLZ 😁

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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!lol

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Yay, good to see you back!
!lolz

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
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Welcome back! !LOLZ !BBH !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 15/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Good to see you participate again on the !LOLZ burner bot's burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
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Thank you very much! Eet's gud fer Pepe and da token man! !LOLZ !BBH !INDEED

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

The original post says that there will be 10 winners for the previous !LOLZ burner bot's post, where each will receive an equal share (10%) of the total prize. 😎🤓 !DIY

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Yes. Thank you Fren. Gud luk! !BBH !DIY !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 22/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

!HOPE that you are one of the winners of the 10% of the LOLZ burner's prize pool for the previous burner post! 🤗 !PIZZA !DIY

Thank you very much Fren! Gud luk to you too. !INDEED !BBH !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 1/400 DOOK left to drop today.
dook_logo
Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

I think that we just need to wait for about 4 days more for the LOLZ burner bot operator to announce the winners and send the prizes for the 6-month old post with more than 2,000 comments, because it has just been 3 days since the bot returned from "hibernation". 🤔😅 !LOLZ !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (1/100)

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@savvytester! @pepetoken Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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(1/5)
@pepetoken! @savvytester Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (24/100)

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@pepetoken just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

(5/10)
@savvytester! @pepetoken Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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@savvytester! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (22/100)

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (16/100)

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!LOLZ to see @lolz.burner is online again 😂

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Yea.

!LOLZ

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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Glad to see you're back! !LOLZ !BBH

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (24/100)

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Your previous post only has about 2,200 comments, not 3,000. 🤯

I can't enter LOLZ yet for this post because I already tipped 2 of them before this post, though I assume that they would be counted for this post anyway. 🤔😅

!PIZZA !WINEX !DIY

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester(7/10) tipped @pepetoken (x2)

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

That's already your third !LOLZ token tipping command for the LOLZ burner bot for today (either UTC or EST time zone). 🤔🤯 !DIY

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

It appears that you are correct.

via Inbox

Thanks for the confirmation! 😀

Have another !LOLZ with !LUV! 😁

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Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ 🤣

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(5/10)
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!LOL

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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(6/10)
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I can finally normally enter 2 !LOLZ on the LOLZ burner giveaway raffle posts. 😎😅

I can also resume tipping other tokens here (such as !INDEED) without thinking about the increase in the size of the comments section. 😏

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

(9/25)
@lolz.burner! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry on the LOLZ burner raffle bot's latest post !INDEED. 😏

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

(10/25)
@lolz.burner! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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!LOLZ

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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