LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/11/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/11/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-17-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner bot's raffle giveaway post for today! 😎 !DIY

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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!lolz

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 😁

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
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!lol

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Maybe you want to enter another !LOLZ to practically double your chances of winning on the LOLZ burner bot's raffle for today. 🤔😏 !DIY

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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@henruc, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @henruc! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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(2/8)
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!LOLZ

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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!LOLZ 🤣

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

You might want to enter your second !LOLZ for the daily LOLZ burner bot's posts. 🤔😏 !DIY

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

via Inbox

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(5/10)
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I thought you already tipped your second !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot's post today. 🤯😅 !DIY

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
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I might have! !BBH

via Inbox

No, you didn't tip your second !LOLZ under the original post. 🤔🤯

Anyway, not having (at least) two LOLZ entries for the LOLZ burner raffle is not a bad thing, since other participants will not have their chances of winning decreased, and you can use that extra LOLZ to tip another Hive user (because a LOLZ holder can tip other Hive users a maximum of 10 times a day no matter how many LOLZ tokens they have staked). 🧘‍♂️🤗

!DIY

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (13/100)

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (4/100)

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I looked for a winner on today's !LOLZ burner raffle post, but realized that the winner will be announced after 6 more days because the LOLZ burner bot has just recently returned. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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!LOLZ

Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

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!LOLZ 🤣

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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!LOLZ 😱

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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!LOLZ

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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Seems like a cool way to get some burns! !LOLZ

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
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I can do this 10 times a day? !LOLZ

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

You can tip !LOLZ to the LOLZ burner bot's Hive account only 2 times a day (EST). 🤯😅 !DIY

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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@slothlydoesit, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Yeah seems my 3rd attempt didn’t process. The main post says you can do it any amount interestingly enough, 2 seems like a reasonable number to maintain fairness.

!BBH !LOLZ

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

The limit of 2 LOLZ tips to any given Hive account per day (UTC) has been implemented by the LOLZ token tipping bot long before the LOLZ burner bot existed. 🤔🤓

Maybe the post should have been more precise with "enter more than once per day if you want", such that the phrase is changed to "enter a second time per day if you want". 🤓😏

!WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

You know, I’ve never thought about the limit to accounts before, I guess I never spammed tip tokens enough to realise this issue. Good to know. Thanks.

!SLOTH

@savvytester! Your post is buzzing, you were tipped 0.01 SLOTHBUZZ on behalf of @slothlydoesit.
Learn more about the SLOTHBUZZ Token at Sloth.Buzz and consider sharing your post there or using the #slothbuzz next time

(1/5)

The reason for the "max two !LOLZ tips to the same Hive account" rule is well explained on an official post from the LOLZ team. 🤓 !DIY

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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@slothlydoesit, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

(15/25)
@slothlydoesit! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@savvytester! @slothlydoesit likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @slothlydoesit. (1/5)

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Bring on those !LOLZ

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 13/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (14/100)

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!LOLZ !PIZZA

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo(1/10) tipped @lolz.burner

!LOL